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DR. JEROME

The Doctor that gives it to you straight with no chaser.


Dr. Jerome

Dear Doctor Jerome,

I’m secretly seeing my daddy’s best friend and I’m tired of hiding it.

As a 19-year-old who’s not in high school anymore, I feel grown enough to choose who I date. Wouldn’t you agree?

Sabrina

Sabrina,

Listen to yourself over there. I can still smell the bubble gum on your breath.

You still got a lot to learning to do baby girl.

So before you go giving up some of that sweet pen-nay can-day, let me fill you out–I mean, find out what makes you like older men so much.


NEXT!

Dear Dr. Jerome,

I recently ended a 10-year relationship and I feel as if I forgot how to approach women.

So I wanted to know if you can offer a guy like me some dating advice.

Jim

Jim-may,

What I want you to do - is go out to a bar and get good and drunk!

Before you do, remember these lines. They are sure to get you some attention.

1. Excuse me. Do I know yo momma?

2. I think you want to take me home with you?

3. If I buy you a drink can I have some of yo stanky-stank?

These are sure to break the ice (if not your jaw) and before you know it you’ll be straight playa like me!


Side Note: We are not responsible for any bodily harm or legal actions that may be brought upon person(s) for saying the lines mention above.



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