The Doctor that gives it to you straight with no chaser.
Dear Doctor Jerome,
I’m secretly seeing my daddy’s best friend and I’m tired of hiding it.
As a 19-year-old who’s not in high school anymore, I feel grown enough to choose who I date. Wouldn’t you agree?
Listen to yourself over there. I can still smell the bubble gum on your breath.
You still got a lot to learning to do baby girl.
So before you go giving up some of that sweet pen-nay can-day, let me fill you out–I mean, find out what makes you like older men so much.
Dear Dr. Jerome,
I recently ended a 10-year relationship and I feel as if I forgot how to approach women.
So I wanted to know if you can offer a guy like me some dating advice.
What I want you to do - is go out to a bar and get good and drunk!
Before you do, remember these lines. They are sure to get you some attention.
1. Excuse me. Do I know yo momma?
2. I think you want to take me home with you?
3. If I buy you a drink can I have some of yo stanky-stank?
These are sure to break the ice (if not your jaw) and before you know it you’ll be straight playa like me!
Side Note: We are not responsible for any bodily harm or legal actions that may be brought upon person(s) for saying the lines mention above.